"If tomorrow women woke up and decided they really liked their bodies, just think how many industries would go out of business."
— Dr. Gail Dines (via foyobli)
(Source: artiquno, via foyobli)
"Dear Liz Lemon: While other women have bigger boobs than you, no other woman has as big a heart. When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the ‘86 World Series, I cried… I cried like a big, dumb homo. And if it was up to me, we’d be together forever. But there’s a new thing called “women’s liberation”, which gives you women the right to choose and you have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with. So tonight, when you arrive home, I’ll be gone. I officially renounce my squatter’s rights."
— Dennis Duffy
"You might find it helpful to loosely base your boyfriend on an obscure TV character (Little Ricky) or animal (bear). My boyfriend’s mother is crazy. My boyfriend looooves salmon."
— Caity Weaver, on fake boyfriends. ( http://bit.ly/153P3lT )